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 Why do celebrities seem to have perfect skin, perfect body, and perfect teeth?

 Can you have 2 or 3 differnt colours in eyes or not?
people say i have pretty eyes and say that they are unusual and rear i. in the middle they are dark blue and turn a bit puple in the middle and grey on the outside is that rear mum says ...

 HELP! My baby has just swallowed furniture polish! What do I do?
Okay. Not really, but i have an egg baby (its for a project). I have to find out what the steps are to help fix and prevent the problem? What do I do if my baby swallows furniture polish?!...

 Should smoking be banned completly?
since, it is now generally excepted as a bloody stupid thing to do? why do people continue to smoke? are they ignorant or just plain stupid? so its tough to give up but many haver done it. there'...

 Butt stuck to tolit seat?
okay so i took my laptop to the bathroom. and my little brother but superglue on the seat. and i cant stand up. what should i do?...

 Is it bad that my hands are cold all the time?
like i would have enough clothes to keep my body warm, but even in the house im warm but my hands and usually my feet (with socks on) are always cold. am i lacking in iron or something? im a skinny ...

 I'm 13, and i cant take naps. Even if I try really hard. I just can't take naps. WHY? is this normal?
Why can't I take naps?...

 I get really sick when i smoke. please explain why?
i recently started smoking and only smoke just one or two in a week. but everytime i do it, i get really really sick. I immediately feel dizzy and feel like i am going to faint. sometimes i get ...

 If you wear glasses, do your eyes deteriorate?
When you start wearing glasses to correct short sightedness, is it true that your eyes progressively get worse and you need stronger and stronger prescriptions?

I found out today that I ...

 Do you consider yourself someone who takes caffeine daily?
Yes or noooo?...

 Which is better ?
i have chronic muscle spasm in my back and need a fluffy bed .which is better....memory foam, pillow top, euro top or one of the combo bed with 2 of these (like a memory foam with pillow top)

 What is a good way to release stress?

 I cant sleep at night please help me?
please help me it takes me like 3hours to fall asleep at night what can help me fall asleep faster besides pills?
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 Does anyone have cures for insomnia?

 Are you happy it's Friday!?

 How do i get my gf to stay awake?
Shes sick but i want her to watch a movie with me but everytime i wake her up she falls asleep ...

 Is it weird to like the smell of sweat?
i dont know its weird but i kind of like the smell of sweat. its gross i know. is that a weird problem or something with my smelling senses or something?...

 If I smoked May 2nd and will smoke again on May 8th and 9th, will I be clean for a drug test in the?
week of May 12-16th?
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It's for a job at WalGreen'...

 How can i grow taller naturally?
I'm 17 and only 1.73 meters. I really want to grow taller... being short kills my self-esteem and i hate it! :[

please help me... I'm not willing to use any none-natural ways to ...

 Do you sleep with a fan on? window open?

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Calling in sick to work Thur & Fri...what excuse can I give?
I want something new, besides the ol' "I have a cold," or "My head hurts," or "I have food poisoning."

Anyone got any new brilliant ideas that would cover me for 2 days?
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Just to clarify, my not going in will not cause anymore work for any of my co-workers. My work will just be waiting for me on Monday.

I do NOT call in sick alot, I just wanted to be creative, and spend time with a loved one who will be off work those days. :)

Just wanted to be creative.

It's MEEEE!!!!
gradma sick
say something unexpected came up or say u hav to go to the doctor
My car got stolen, just hide your car for a few days.
stomach flu
Root canel

god nose
Tell them "my head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus", that should get you off for a week!

"The voices in my head are holding me hostage."

May God bless and keep you.

if u really have no reason for calling off, then don't do not just (pretend) somethings wrongs because when something really is wrong, no1 will believe u, it's called crying wolf

i hate stuff, stuff really sucks

i called in dead once. the boss didnt think it was funny

My dad always use to tell me to say : " I have it coming out both ends ..." and they usually dont want to know anything more..

Poison Ivy or allergic reaction. Poison IVey may not clear over the weekend... but an allergic reaction would.

The Main Man at Yahoo
Tell them your quitting for 2 days to take care of some personal busines and youll come back to re apply for the job.


Death in the family and have to fly out of town/drive

A S S is bleeding?

If you have someone call in & say you died, that will buy you 3 days. LOL.

Stomach virus. It kept a coworker out for about that long. But be at home in case your boss calls to check on you. Or if you dont answer, call them back later and say that you were on the pot.

why don't you just make better plans so that you can request the days off in advance. Then you don't have to stress on how to get out of it.

The best thing to do is call and say that a close aunt/cousin has died don't say your mother/father because you don't want them to come to the funeral! And make sure that you say it's out of town, but not too far only about an hour drive.

explosive diarrhea....

kevin ? gent
i feel lazy to day so i'm not coming in
ps i want the sack

a close relative had just passed away.

momma dog
Sounds like you call in sick a lot..... perhaps it would just be easier to actually GO TO WORK.

They're not gonna believe you. Give it up.

Rash on your privates.

call in dead!

Michael B
I'm having problems with my eyes, I cant see myself coming in today!!

A dear family member is haveing heart bypass surgery

heather d
here are some that i have used

1. pink eye. clears up within a few days. if you want added insurance then when you come back to work touch your eye with your finger and rub it around some to make it all red. it burns a little but hey, its better than losing your job. plus its so contagious noone will want to be near you.

2. my roomate is collapsed outside my door screaming and holding her stomach. i have to take her to the hospital as she does not have a car and her parents are M.I.A. when you come back tell them her appendix ruptured but they removed it and she is doing well

3. i was jogging and a bug flew in my eye. it started burning really bad and i couldnt get it out. i went to the doctor and they said it was behind my eye so they had to get it out and now i cant see they reccomended bedrest. (i didnt actually use this one, my co-worker did) i though it was kind of dumb but it actually worked.

4. tried and true is the good old im puking and/or had diahrrea so bad i cant leave the bathroom. or something else contagious like strep or flu. as long as they dont ask for a doctors note

hey, you wanted creative

Call in and say either #1. your water line busted somehow...and your kitchen is flooded...

or your central heat and air messed up and your having to stay home to let them in to fix it???

Family emergency and if they ask whats the emergency, just say its personal and dont want anyone at work to know about it. Its avgue and you can use it forever. I use it whenever I I have to work weekends, yet I haven't been fired.


Quarter Midget Mom
As a manager, the most creative excuse I was ever given for calling off was head lice. (Who is going to ask you to prove that????? )

This guy (18-20ish) called in & said that his sister was sent home from school with lice & that they had found some in his hair also. He needed the time off to get himself cleaned up as well as helping his parents wash all the sheets,blankets, spray down the furniture, etc. After being totally grossed out, we all felt really sorry for him...UNTIL his mom came into our work & one of the girls asked how things were going with the lice...needless to say, his cover was blown & his mom was mortified. BUT if we hadn't seen his mom, he would have totally gotten away with it.

Homeland Security detained you at the airport.

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