
blagh
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take a lot of nyocine pills!! (thats probably not how its spelled)
get them at your local drug store |
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ringringhello
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nope, maybe you should have thought about this before you even started drugs,i hope you fail so you will realize how bad your choice to smoke weed is..enjoy panicking for the next 6 days :) |
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JA
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try drinking vinegar and possibly buy some AZO from walmart or walgreens to flush your system. |
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Kath!een
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considerings its only been two days, no
marijuana takes a month to pass through your body. Even if you are peeing alotttt, it would take atleast 2-3 weeks. |
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Synch
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The best method without using money is to stop smoking all together. Perk #1: you'll find that you have more money in your pockets
Perk #2: Your chances of going to prison drastically decrease
Perk #3: Your chances of living longer and not dieing by a drug related incident increases massively
The list goes on. Do yourself and you father a favor and don't do drugs. In the end it is never worth it. |
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JcL
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It may depend upon what test you have. A piss test maybe, a blood test no. THC stays in your body for months and will be detected by the more sophisticated equipment (chromatograph) used for blood work.
To increase you chances I would be doing some heavy duty exercising to burn it out. |
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yeah ima ginger..you gotta prob?
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Maybe. Get some money and buy a few detox drinks and drink a lot of OJ |
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Manny
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go to the store buy a thing called Serto its a jam perservative making product mix it with a gatorade lime perferably or yellow whatever and after you drink that drink 16oz of water take a piss and another the next one is the money piss and give it to him mid stream i hope it works for you |
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Big B.
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There is always a possibility. Depending on your weight, digestion, and metabolism. I recommend taking some asprin it thins the blood and speeds metabolism rate. Keep drinking that water, but also run everyday and speed your metabolism more. I think you'll be good. |
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ilyx18
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nope it stays for about a month. |
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edgar lover
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I'm not too sure you're gonna pass it. I mean 5 times a week for two years? Peeing 10 times a day will NOT make up for that. |
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chips
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first of all, why would ur dad give u a drug test?And i don't really think the drugs will be cleared off ur system with liquids and frequent bathroom visits |
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Patrick
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of course, just make sure you keep drinking water and about 2 hours before your test take a couple asprins |
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Cheri
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you will pass your drug test, if you did not do drugs if you know you get drug test why do you still smoke weed? if you smoke alot of weed it can stay in your system for a long long time go to a hed shop and get a detox kit
warn you though be careful drinking alot of water they can tell that if its alot of water and clear you may be trying to hide something and in the case they may surprise test you, theres nothing wrong with weed but if you job says you cant do it than dont
"For this reason, when you ask “How long does marijuana stay in your system?” you have to realize that it’s very unlikely that you’ll be able to get a usable answer. The most common period of time is anywhere from 3-30 days, "
good luck to you |
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girl
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It varies a lot I think it's POSSIBLE but unlikely that you'll pass it can take up to 3 months I believe for it to completely clear out of your system. |
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Linna
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You'll be fine, that's enough to get the toxins out of your system.
But you should tell them anyway, their your parents. |
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Jesus
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you'll fail my friend stayed off it from 2 months ! and still failed it was a urine test and the hair ones can go back as far as your hair is |
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starsky_1212
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Honestly, probably not. It takes an average functioning body 30 days to rid of the toxins. |
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DMB.girl
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It's not a matter of how much you pee, it's how much is in your bloodstream and how fast you metabolize it. It usually stays in the system for 3-5ish days. |
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Tracy J
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Try not being a drug addict to begin with than you wont have to worry about being drug tested. |
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Glossy Hair
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Well I'm not sure if drinking water really helps but you should stop smoking weed after the test as well
Edit: "explosive fart" is right but to be on the safe side with your parents and with school you should stop |
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mrshinytooth
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No.....you don't have nearly enough time. You need at least 2 weeks even with the home test kits. Forget the water and green tea. THC is fat soluble, so it's an EXTREMELY ineffective method.
If this is a home test that your dad will be performing himself drink a ton of water the day of the test leading up to it. Doing this will delude the urine so much that the THC will not register on the panel. This method will work on home tests only. If it is a lab test (done at a hospital or a drug testing facility) they're also going to check your creatine levels and will know exactly what your up to.
In the case that this is a professional drug test, you need to start thinking about ways in which you can deceive it.
Option 1:
Personal cleansing drinks. These can be found at most head shops. They work on the premise of the first solution, however they flood your body with creatine so it's harder for the labs to catch you. Watch out though because even though they're "100% Guaranteed," they only work about 70% of the time.
Option 2:
Synthetic or real powdered urine. This is usually sold in conjunction with devices such as the whizzinator (see link below)
http://www.thealsshop.com/
This method is more expensive, but as long as your not caught in possession of it, it's fool-proof.
Remember, they're going to check the temperature of the urine after you submit it so if your smuggling in real or synthetic urine, be sure to have a heat source like heat packs (these can be purchased at Walgreens).
Good luck! I hope this helps......
ADD: The home-remedies mentioned above are ineffective at best and downright dangerous at worst...... |
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84542
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It probably won't pass, but you can still try drinking mixtures of cranberry juice and water constantly and peeing at least 8-11 times a day. (7-10 times is the average amount.) Also, if you are able to sneak anything into your sample, add a dash of bleach. Also, you can buy detox pills at your local pharmacy or grocery store. If for some reason you can't, take very small doses of Pepto Bismol. You know how sometimes it makes your feces black? Well, that's it cleansing out your body. Be very careful taking the Pepto Bismol. Take even smaller than a children's dose, because I don't know how harmful it can be when it is treating a not-sick body. And you can brush your teeth every time you go to the bathroom, that's good too. The acids that rub off your teeth when digested can clean out your digestive system.
I have never done drugs, and I think you should stop, but who am I to judge you, someone I've never met? Just keep on drinking cranberry juice, having really small doses of Pepto Bismol, taking detoz pills, and peeing! ;) |
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HydrogenPeroxideHair
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Get Cranberry Juice, it dilutes stuff in your kidney better. Drink alot of it! |
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samiullah
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you should ask for extension (time) b/c it is not possible to pass a drug test in just a week.and drink water as much as you can JUST QUite DRUGS! |
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coloradygrl
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Diluting your urine will only help the day of the test- its useless to do that until the 24 hours leading up to your test. You can actually cause your brain to swell by drinking more than a gallon of water too quickly ! Take a vitamin (preferbly vitamin B) the day of the test to ensure the color is yellow and your Dad won't know you diluted.
With your heavy frequency of use, your system is already saturated in THC, it would take you at least 10 days to clean out with just extra exercise and water.
Some of my friends took 20-30 days to get clean from marijuana- unfortunately for all of us, it can be detected in your urine longer than any other drug ...
Good luck ! |
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Brandon Robertson
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Marijuana ( pot, herb, weed, grass ) is the most commonly used and tested for drug in the United States and several other countries as well. Marijuana’s effects on the user and detection time depend on it’s strength or potency, which is related to the amount of THC(Tetrahydrocannabinol) it contains.
When you ask the question “How long does marijuana stay in your system?” you need to take into account the fact that there is no simple answer to this question. THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) can stay in a person's body for as long as 3 to 90 days after smoking or being ingested orally. There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake, the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin. |
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Explosive Fart
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Keep on drinking alot of water and peeing it out.
At above, stop being so IGNORANT. The media makes you into idiots who have no idea what you're talking about. Weed relaxes you and it is less dangerous than alcohol. Get your facts straight first, there is nothing wrong with WEED. |
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David H
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Adulterate your pee with pool chlorine. It will oxidize away all the metabolites and you will pass with flying colors. Don't eat the pool chlorine, spike the sample with it. |
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DVOTA
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Probably not. |
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Mao
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It doesn't matter how much you pee, THC is stored in body fat, which takes a long time to deteriorate. You're SOL unless you can buy some clean pee. |
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