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 What do you think of the 'warning' labels on cigarette packets?
I came across one today that said 'Smoker's die younger'. It was my mum's pack of cigarettes and just looking at that label made me feel overwhelmed with sadness. That was ...


 How do you make your headache gone away without taking any tablets?
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 URGENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pleas…
i am 14 years old and i have been having thought of the past two weeks of death and yesterday i came across something in my mind thats is saying i will die in 8 weeks i am so scared,becuase i am ...


 How do I quit smoking without using gum or patches.?
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 Did the doctor behave professionally with my girlfriend?
My gf had a pretty bad cold and sore throat last month, so she went to visit a GP (in Bangalore). The doctor (male) asked my gf to remove her top before actual exam. So basically she was just in her ...


 are you happy with your body?
what is your ideal weight?
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and what is your ideal dress size?
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 Im 14 but i dont know whats going on?
My foot will go to sleep at random times. Even when im running. Also my head in diffrent spots does too. Like in the back of my head and on the sides what could it be?...


 how many hours sleep do you have on an average night?
i live on about 7, how does this compare to everyone else?...


 How can i fall asleep people? without taking the night pill?
how can i sleep without taking the nightquile? i usually take the night quil to fall asleep.cause it's getting hard for me to fall alseep lately, i been on it for 2 months now!1 what would ...


 do i sleep too much?
i usually sleep up to 7 hours a night, but occasionaly ill take a nap and it could end up being for 4 hours.
is that okay?
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by the way im 14. sry forgot to add ...


 How can I stop cracking my fingers :(?
I cant stop cracking my fingers! How should I stop! I have done it for 2 months and i just cant stopp. i want to thouughhh
plz helpp me ...


 What tips do you have for falling asleep?
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 I havn't smoked in 5 days!!?
somebody please help. I have 200 marlboro reds sitting right beside me that a friend gave to me!!

How does one distract themselves enough to not want to light up??

I am so ...


 Is there ever a situation when smoking crack can be good for someone's medical health?
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 How to get to sleep?
How can I get to sleep?
I have been getting to sleep for about 4 months now at 1 in the morning, I am going to go to bed tonight at 23:00 everytime I try to do this I can never sleep. Any tips/...


 can anyone tell me what this means?
today i threw up blood and now i feel like there is something sharp caught in my throat can anyone tell me what this is?...


 I just slept for 15 hours. Why am I still tired?
Lol. :(...


 how long does it take you to fall asleep. what are some tricks so fall asleep faster?
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 Have you ever laughed so hard you passed out?
how can you avoid it. Ive done it twice....


 should i be freaking out?
i just went to the doctor and i told him my symptoms. well he said it could either be something as simple as not getting enough iron in my diet because im a vegetarian....or something more serious ...



londonon
Why is it that toilet paper doesn't come with instructions?
Everything else has them.
                      








Trixie
Because it has many uses....and should be self-explanatory.

Besides, they have those tv commericals with the bears for "Cha Cha Cha, Charmin!" LOL.

Even bears know how to use TP :- )


SteveT
It does! You're buying the wrong kind. Next time you're in the Supermarket just ask one of the staff there for the toilet paper that comes with instructions.

They'll take good care of you


BMLZ
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If you're buying toilet paper you already know what it's for.


Francis7
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Bet a lot of folk from the forces and NHS remember the loo roles with GOVERNMENT ISSUE stamped on each sheet.


tinkerbell
I GUESS IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE THAT WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.


charlie ob
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Who in there right mind needs instructions for toilet paper ,isn't it obvious what you do with it whats the world coming to


helen p
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One naturally assumes one knows how to wipe ones bottom!!


tildypops
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Toilet roll, whats toilet roll? I use my hands then soap & water


gorilla
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I once asked a room full of people which hand they wiped their bottom with. Most said they used the right hand and I told them I was surprised that none used toilet paper like me.


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'Cause either way you use it, it's still right.


shnorkings
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You need instructions? I thought everyone knew where their backside was.
I think the instructions are 1 for the front, 1 for the back and 1 to polish. So you got that? 3 sheets does it, I am told.


pooterilgatto
There should be a book written : Toilet Paper for Dummies! You know the Series!


y S
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because toilet paper can't be used when you wet the bed


Zoila
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Now I'm curious...I'm gonna go home and see the packaging of my toilet paper. Too funny!

Check out links below.


starlit_dog
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So)) great question)
We have such instructions in russian (yes, we have it here!)) If you want, I'll translate it)


Tracy
why? Do you need instructions? how about pictures?


Bubblione
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cause most people dont give a sit!


Bimble
Stop buying cheap paper - the expensive stuff does! IN fact some brands even have the instructions printed on each sheet especially for stupid people, or people who never change the roll, so never see the instructions on the packaging.


chris b
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i don't know cos i don't go to the toilet i do it in the woods and use leaves! lol only joking


mentallyill
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What kind of question is that??

Silly if you don't know how it started ..it went like this...

Thomas Crapper invented the loo and his mrs invented the paper
he said "what am I supposed to do with that?"

she said " you can stick it where the sun don't shine for all i care"

So now you know


dat3o5chica
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I GUESS THEY FIGURED THAT YOU KNEW HOW TO WIPE YOUR A**


ed201283
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I had potty training!


trueblue
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It must be an innate behavior - we don't like stuff hanging from our butts. Right?


forge close folks
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Because if you don't know how to use it you can always wipe your **** with it!


tracey s
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Mine does that is why I hang it on the line LOL!!! Jokes


X-RAY
mine does but i keep using it upside down its gettin to be a real bummer


Funky Little Spacegirl
Why would you need instructions??

That said, why do some products have really stupid instructions like after the cooking instructions on a micro-wave meal, it says "caution: product will be hot!"

and

My dog had to take tablets, and the instructions said "caution: this product can cause drowsiness, do not drive or operate heavy machinery" - what's that all about??


sammi
That would be interesting...

How many sheets do you think they would recommend for a pee or a poo?

Maybe it would go like this:

Luxury toilet paper users:

For a number one, remove four sheets of paper and apply to posterior. For a number two, use 10 sheets and apply as above.

Normal toilet paper users:

For a number one use 6 sheets of paper and apply to posterior. For a number two use 15 sheets as above.

If you have ultra economy paper (the waxed stuff like I used to have at school):

Give up and use your shirt sleeve cos this aint gonna absorb anything!!!


madbrew2000
Slightly off topic, but I bought a toilet brush last week. Going to go back to using paper though cos I'm really sore .............


John P
As soon as someone in America injures themselves with it and files a lawsuit, not only will they have instructions, they'll have a warning as well. It's going to happen!


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