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 How can i fall asleep people? without taking the night pill?
how can i sleep without taking the nightquile? i usually take the night quil to fall asleep.cause it's getting hard for me to fall alseep lately, i been on it for 2 months now!1 what would ...


 do i sleep too much?
i usually sleep up to 7 hours a night, but occasionaly ill take a nap and it could end up being for 4 hours.
is that okay?
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by the way im 14. sry forgot to add ...


 How can I stop cracking my fingers :(?
I cant stop cracking my fingers! How should I stop! I have done it for 2 months and i just cant stopp. i want to thouughhh
plz helpp me ...


 What tips do you have for falling asleep?
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 I havn't smoked in 5 days!!?
somebody please help. I have 200 marlboro reds sitting right beside me that a friend gave to me!!

How does one distract themselves enough to not want to light up??

I am so ...


 Is there ever a situation when smoking crack can be good for someone's medical health?
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 How to get to sleep?
How can I get to sleep?
I have been getting to sleep for about 4 months now at 1 in the morning, I am going to go to bed tonight at 23:00 everytime I try to do this I can never sleep. Any tips/...


 can anyone tell me what this means?
today i threw up blood and now i feel like there is something sharp caught in my throat can anyone tell me what this is?...


 I just slept for 15 hours. Why am I still tired?
Lol. :(...


 how long does it take you to fall asleep. what are some tricks so fall asleep faster?
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 Have you ever laughed so hard you passed out?
how can you avoid it. Ive done it twice....


 should i be freaking out?
i just went to the doctor and i told him my symptoms. well he said it could either be something as simple as not getting enough iron in my diet because im a vegetarian....or something more serious ...


 Anyone battling to quit smoking?
did you win your battle, how did you do it? Do you think cold turkey is the best way, my hubby manged it 10 months ago, i am finding it really difficult. Any tips? Have you beat it, how did you do ...


 wat hapns wen u dont pee for a week?
im thinking of trying this for charity and people will give me 100pounds if i dont pee (at all, even a ...


 Is it a health risk to have my pc in my bedroom? will I be exposed to its radiation when i sleep at night?
even though the pc is turned off?...


 How old is OLDEST cigarette smoker that you know (or have ever met)?
I met a steady half-a-pack-a-day smoker today. He's 96! Couldn't believe it. He said he's smoked the same brand since he was 15 years old.

But don't read too much ...


 Is there anything you can say or do to help my friend who is quitting smoking?
Monitorhead is going cold turkey. Today is day 7 and he's needing some inspiration and motivation from you fine people. Any advice to help? Any motivation? Any funny anecdotes? Any load of crap ...


 I want a pill to make me 10 to 20 smarter?
I want to smarter for many types of things including computer and school can a pill help me I will take it every day with water....


 someone tell me what this is? im scared?
i have been really itchy lately, [like my arms, hands, and stomach mostly] and i have like little red dots on the places that are itchy. ive had this for a few weeks now, i know for a fact that its ...


 i think theres something wrong with me (please read)?
i could be sitting on a chair doing nothing and all of a sudden i get this big adrenaline rush and my eye brow and ear start twitching and i feel a little be dizzy what could that be? its happening ...



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Is this the best joke ever???
Patient: Doctor Doctor im afraid ive got a lettuce stuck up my bum

Doctor: I'm afraid its just the tip of the iceberg young man!
                      








Iain T
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No! The best joke in the world is

Why is Piglet always dirty?
Because he's constantly playing with poo(h)!

I crack myself up...


sinnedfairy
i think its very funny, though i wouldnt say its the best.....


infidel
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worst. joke. ever.


shubh_unique
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it is most stupid joke i have ever heard.


SANDJOY54
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No.


truble
its pretty funny


kalabalu
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No. Its a repulsive one. Yuk


Di
Uh, no.

The best joke in the world:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants and orders a drink. The bartender gives him the drink and says, "excuse me sir, I can't help but notice you have a steering wheel in your pants. Isn't that uncomfortable?" and the pirate says "Arrrrrrrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Funny for so many reasons...


brandit2001uk
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Noooo the best joke in the world is

Why are Pirates called Pirates?

Because they AAAARRRREEEEEEE

In a pirate type voice please


Womble
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… naff
i like this one better

Doctor, Doctor, should i surf the internet on an empty stomach?

No, you should do it on a computer. lol.


East Bay Punk
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Hi,

Dude that is cool!!

Cheers!!


MilenaD
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That is disgusting, not funny, gross and not understandable. Get a life.

PS. If you want, go google up some other BETTER jokes! Sh*t like this don't make people laugh.


booga boo
omg!!! i love that joke NNNOTTTTTTTT


UnR3aL
OMFG that's like SO funny... NOT.


4999_Basque
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No...but it's pretty good.


Amanda R
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no. my old yr old son wouldn't even find that funny


celtic_princess77
no its not the best joke ever but it got a chuckle out of me!!


Stuart M
Not very funny to be honest.


venus
It is cute.
Here is one the cracks my dad up, but you know old people,. lol j/k

This horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,
Why such the long face.

at this point my dad is usually slapping his knee cracking up. lol


dreamer
not bad


$jess$
not the funniest but the stupidest joke ever.


Mixed Guy
2 free points *****


WOLVERINE
comon' man u can think of better jokes


Sun M
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i thought greens were supposed to go right through you.


Game Guy
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I've got a better one.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor there's a stick up my bum...

Doctor: How did that get there?

Patient: Well I told this really lame joke.....


blue rose
no i dont think so


Karljt
Nope ! !


Jonny SA
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doesnt do it for me


Nursen'
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maybe not the best, but it's so corney it's cute.


ASHLEY
A snail enters a bar and orders a drink.
The bar tender gets angry grabs the snail and literally throws him out of the pub.
Two weeks pass, the snail returns to the bar and asks the bar tender

"What did you do that for?"


dallas s
Um... hmmmm! er... iceberg stuck up ... hmmm. Not the most titanic of stories. Must be a line from "Salad Days"..


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