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~♥The Nanny Fan♥~2 | EVIL MONKEY IN MY CLOSET!!!? | There's an evil monkey in my closet, my mom and dad don't believe me and my sister Meg just makes fun of me, I'm getting scared what SHOULD I DO?!
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Ryden D
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GET CCRRRUUUNNKKK!!!! Slide a monkey. |
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Lanchester Lateer
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Ask Stewie to get his laser gun and shoot it |
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Shotgun Kisses
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Tell him that you are willing to put your differences aside. Have some drinks and slip him a roofie! When he knocks out send him to Iraq. |
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Jerry Springer told me soâ„¢
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Pepper Spray thats soma ma *****. |
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One Dog
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Call police, you poser. |
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Littlewillow
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Whatever the monkey wants!!!!!! |
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chicki_loves MJ x 1000
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IT WORKED!!! MuWAHHAAAHaha! |
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Ice Skate Lover
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Take pictures of the monkey nad catch him in the act. Or secretly video tape him, then show you family, their dure to believe you |
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Brandi
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Kill it |
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Deep Stuff
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RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!! |
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Tea Busta
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give the monkey some pot
bring back old time |
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wth_tcat
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as your family is part of a reality television show, i've noticed that you're little brother stewie has quite the arsenal in his closet. i would recommend that you borrow a firearm from him and use it on the monkey in your closet. once disposed of, you could take the carcass and prove to your parents that you were indeed telling the truth. good luck and happy hunting. oh and concerning your sister, might as well just use your brother's firearm on her too. do us all a favor. cheers! |
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Jessica
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You should probably spank your evil monkey.... |
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SARAH!!! ツ
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Hm.... A monkey eh? Its just an optical ilussion.
Are u related 2 a person named cora? |
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D.D.G
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Its probably not there but just ignore it! |
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kratos
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step 1: Go to your local Walmart
step 2: Purchase gun and bullets. (.22 caliber or higher should do the trick)
step 3: go home
step 4: Load gun
step 5: lure the monkey into a narrow hallway using bananas.
step 6: aim (be sure your pointed at the monkey, and not meg.
step 7: SHOOT!
Please be sure to dispose of the body accordingly with local, and state laws. Good luck, this worked for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Erin M
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point back at it when it points at you, then out in in a circus |
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Peter Griffen
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Go to bed Chris. |
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Ćĥλv3ζ™ [RIP Antonio de Nigris]
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You're gonna report me, yet you're the idiot acting like a cartoon character? |
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not yet
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Taunt him relentlessly and threaten to handcuff him to your sister Meg. |
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