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 EMERGENCY, urgent help required, please help!!!!!?
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 i am 15, what's wrong?
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 Sprained Ankle?
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 i broke my foot but i can't let my mom find out i have a tattoo!!?
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 If Stephen Hawking stubs his toe on a corner or something, does he physically have to type in 'ow'?!?

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benjoe021 - Oh yes....

Can you get a fever from sticking things into your anus?
I stuck a pen and a marker up my anus, and three days later I got a fever of 102.9, a runny nose, a headache, sensitivity everywhere, pain in my back and legs, throat pain, and I feel very weak. Is it possible I cut my anus and got an infection causing a fever or is this not possible?
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Okay, my anus feels fine, it feels like a normal fever, but idk is it just coincidence?

Finding Hope
ummm thats just weird. might be ink poisoning or something like that. if you go to a doctor, dont say you stuck anything up there

Liam Dewq

Demonized Nature ♥♥
roflmaoooooo!!!! go see your doc.


You might have H1N1 pig flu.

The other things you talked about I've never heard of before , but don't sound like a healthy practice.

Your anus is the most absorbent part of your body. If the pen or marker wasn't clean then that very well could be the problem.

You introduced bacteria into your bloodstream. This is called Sepsis. You can die from it. Even if the pen and marker were sterile (probably not), you can introduce E. Coli into your bloodstream that way. Go to the ER and get on intravenous antibiotic before your organs start to fail.

jalen C
WTF why would you do that

Ki N'sey
Oh wow you're really an idiot. Why the freaking hell are you sticking pens up your butt? Go to the freaking doctor, and maybe they'll put you in the psycho place for sticking markers up your butt. Seriously stop wasting your time on freaking yahoo answers. Be prepared for a lot of people to call you a f***ing retard.

Recent medical studies have concluded that almost 72% of fevers occur due to anal infections caused by the insertion of everyday household objects into the rectum or anus. You should see a doctor, or trusted back alley vagabond to give you an anal exam/probing immediately to ensure that you do not have a dangerous anal infection.

Very possible. Or you could've caught a cold, stomach flu. Did you clean them? Sticking things where they're not supposed to go isn't smart anyway.

uk james
this is probably one of the top ten funniest things i have ever read in my entire life

possible but very unlikely

I would say it is most likely just a coincidence, you just happened to catch the flu

Eric H
Your anus is like your mouth ears and nostrils. They are all susceptible to taking in viruses.

I'd be more inclined to think that you did not wash your hands after sticking things up your anus, and developed your fever after inwardly ingesting something which had traces of unpleasant material on, you know what i mean, it's like my name.

Yes, you can. It's a condition called "analophogousitis", and it is almost 100% fatal. Over the next few days, you will experience the following: bloody anal seepage, loss of bowel control, your skin will be covered in boils, your tongue will first swell up, then split and shrivel up, then you will lose your sight, your hearing, and your sense of smell. Finally, your body temperature will reach such a high degree that your blood will literally boil your brain, thus effectively ending your life. I'll say a prayer for you, you poor soul, you.

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