Two weeks ago I had sinus surgery and a septoplasty (straightening of the septum) and today, I went to have some splints removed and ever since I left I have had a bloody nose. It is not coming out ...
i have ear wax stuck in my ear and it is giving me a ear ache and i cant hear **** i have tried q tips but they just push it deeper i tried a bobby pin and it wont work any other @ home methods that ...
i was picking flowers for a fancy party on a hill when all these bees came out of a bee hive and stung me. then i went back to my house and called the doctor. they told me ointment was in my trash can. so i dove inside my trash can i found a secret room! so i walked along the tunnels and saw a big thing of ointment! so i ran to the ointment but it was actually a bee hive. i got stung even more!
so then i threw out my trash can so the bees wouldnt get me. i had bee stings everywhere, and no ointment. but then i checked my mail and i won a free trip to disney land! but when i got on the plane, someone had constipation, and they blew up and the plane exploded. but i still got to disney! i saw mickey mouse and he was chasing little kids with a chain saw so i threw a brick at him and my eye fell out.
what should i do?
HAHA i actually laughed out loud! Dude you rock! :D
no no no, bro look if you screw the mouse then it will only explode like the plane did causing Disney land to sink to the bottom of the ocean. where a secret cult of fish men are gonna take your prisoner and try and make you steal fish from the farm for them! so what you gotta do is forget about your eye it'll grow back what you need to do is check if the mouse is actually dead then get on the bullet train that you bought and swim back to your house because remember that the ointment you need is actually under your bed so once you got that sorted you can finally get to school